Turn down the volume

Say it quietly but the chinless wonders at conservative central office are scowling into their herbal teas- the quiet man is whispering at the Labour conference about social justice. Duncan-Smithy-Smith-Smith (the Puff Daddy of social conscience) is trying to persuade Labour that the Tories have a social conscience, Labour is trying to recognise what a social conscience looks like- either way it probably won't worry the Camekids- nobody afterall has heard Duncan Smith, or Smithy Smith- we didn't actually catch his name.