Courtesy of Vino- I offer you the Biblical insult generator- my favourite so far is
My favourite so far is:I pray thou shalt be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach!
May your she-goats cast no young
"Behold, thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, thou whose name is but dung!"Which does sound pretty authentic to ne.
Take heed, O ye love-child of Methuselah, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!
Behold, thou shalt be smitten with all-over boils, thou armpit of Satan!
Hear this, O ye Mesopotomian harlot, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!
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